FootballCliches

FootballCliches

Member since 10/05/2012 · Location England · Rank BE Administrator · Followers 0

Adam Hurrey's crusade to analyse, in excruciating depth, the unique language of football.


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  1. Football 2012/2013 - A Season In Cliché
    May 30th, 2013

    Football 2012/2013 - A Season In Cliché

    Another season done. Another season dusted. Today on the blog Football Cliches steps back through the last 9 months of controversy and outrage, sharing his 2012/2013 football season review in cliché. When putting together a review of a football season, it's tempting to take the format of a school report, and carpet-bomb half the Premier League teams with the vague summary of "must do better". Or, perhaps a list of increasingly obscure awards. Instead, let's dredge up the controversies a...

  2. The Business End
    May 2nd, 2013

    The Business End

    Relegation. Promotion. The Playoffs. European Qualification. Yes, it's that time of the season again. Today on the blog Adam Hurrey aka Football Cliches takes us through the cliché minefield that is the business end of the season. A consensus doesn't seem to have been reached on when the The Business End of the season begins. It is around mid-March, perhaps, when the early pacesetters and surprise packages have finally fallen away, that thoughts begin to turn to the campaign's climax. ...

  3. How To Sack Managers And Alienate People
    Mar 28th, 2013

    How To Sack Managers And Alienate People

    The sacking of a football manager is hardly a rare occurrence in modern football. Today on the blog Football Cliches walks us through the process and tells us how to sack a manager. You can't help but wonder what life is like on the Managerial Merry-Go-Round. Within days of being sacked, managers develop a strange skin condition that leaves them "itching to get back into the game". They start throwing hats into rings. Some, like Gerry Francis, even forget to update their hairstyle. The peren...

  4. The Blagger's Guide To A Premier League Career
    Feb 18th, 2013

    The Blagger's Guide To A Premier League Career

    How can you have a long and successful career as a player or manager in the Premier League? Today on the blog Football Cliches delivers the definitive guide of how to climb your way to the top in no time at all. In the modern age of record TV money, transfer war chests and having six games to save their job, managers (and their chairmen) are still throwing hopeful cash down the wishing well of mediocrity. The last two decades or so of the bloated football bubble (which has either burst, is ab...

  5. Everything We Already Knew About Referees (But Refused To Admit)
    Jan 17th, 2013

    Everything We Already Knew About Referees (But Refused To Admit)

    Today on the blog Football Cliches offers his unique perspective on the place of referees in our collective football psychology. It's reared its ugly head again, everyone. The largely football-less skirmish between Arsenal and Manchester City resulted in the usual Sunday afternoon talking point of referees. The game (or, to be accurate here, the "spectacle") was effectively ended by Laurent Koscielny's early red card, after which it congealed into one big, 80-minute ironic cheer. It's absolu...

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